So, I go to all the trouble of putting a tantalising countdown clock on my blog and do any of you query what it is all about? Are any of you showing the slightest bit of curiosity never mind an overwhelming sense of Christmas-Eve-type excitement?
Well frankly, despite the fact that you do not deserve it I am still planning on giving you a surprise soon.
I think it is big and shiney and special.
If you don't agree I shall just go into the garden and eat worms. So there.